A: Nice socks.
B: Thanks a lot!
(looks down and frowns)
Hey wait! I think these are yours...
A: You think?
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A: What on earth are you doing?
B: I'm packing my bag to go home.
A: Oh my god, that's so gay!
I don't get this at all, because the sentence doesn't make sense with either meaning of gay. So a kind request to people - stop using gay as a synonym for boring, odd or uncool. I do not like the fact that I can't even use 'gay' to say I'm carefree without being teased to death about it.
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My sociology textbook on the definition of marriage - "Marriage is a contract for the production and maintenance of children."
I don't think I'll ever forget this definition in my life. Especially not with my classmate sitting beside me shouting "Marriage is not a factory!"
