Happy Deepavali!

It’s Deepavali! I have stuffed myself with ghee-soaked sweets and delicacies dripping oil. I have also, after many years, exchanged sweets with the neighbours accompanied by my sister.

When I was young (very young), I loved going to my neighbours’ houses and being complimented on my brand-new Deepavali dress and making plans for the evening with my (also very young) friends. My sister was my present age then, and she hated it. I’m pretty sure I talked more than she did.

Fast forward to a year ago. My sister was studying for her CA exam, and I was appointed to do my Deepavali duty all alone. Intrepid and resigned, I took the tissue-paper covered tray and went around to the houses of people I’ve known my entire life.

I rang the door-bell, and when the auntie/uncle/neighbor-who-used-to-be-my-best-friend-but-now-acts-like-he-doesn’t-know-me opened the door, mumbled incoherently something which sounded like ’hbbi dvali’ and thrust the tray at them. “Come in and sit down, “ they invited, and I gingerly balanced myself at the end of the chair, looking wildly around for a means of escape. The door was open, of course, but my tray was here, and I was not leaving without it. Poor thing, it would feel so alone, and besides, I needed it to give the ‘bakshanam’ to other houses. The thought made me groan.

We sat in awkward silence most of the time, me jumping whenever someone addressed a question in my general direction. If you’ve ever made small talk with people you haven’t seen since the last festival, when you underwent the same torture, you’ll know the pattern of conversation by-heart. First, the mandatory, “I haven’t seen you in a long time!” to which you nod vigorously (it is true after all) and say, “Yeah.”

Next, the optional, “You have grown so tall!” to which you give a sickly smile and say, “Yeah.”

Third follows what might be unique to me. “So, you’re in ninth?” they say, randomly guessing. “No, eleventh,” or twelfth, as the case may be. It is a rule that nobody ever knows your real age or standard. They either guess below or above it by at least two years. When you reveal your actual class, they look surprised and say, “But you look so small! Do you eat at all? You have to get some meat on your bones!” to which you nod vigorously, give a sickly smile, and say, “Yeah.” If they ask you how college is like, it’s a sure bet their grand-daughter or niece, who is roughly your age, is studying in college, so if you know her name you can say, “And how is XXX enjoying college?” feeling mighty pleased at having brought out a sentence on your own, and praying fervently that her name isn’t actually XXY.

Now everyone looks astonished. “It speaks!” they’re saying to themselves, incredulously. “Who would’ve thought?”; And they are so lost in surprise, they forget to answer your question. Your resources are now taxed to the limit, and besides wondering if that blasted tray (for which you are courageously risking life and limb) will ever come back, and frantically trying to think of topics for conversation, you also remember that you have to repeat this all over again, in the next house, the owner whom you don’t even know all that well and whose watchman once

turned up ugly over a ball that sailed into his compound.

At the end of this whole rigmarole, when you are mustering up the courage to say those words, “All right, I’m leaving now and coming back,” (A literal translation from Tamil, and quite untruthful and insincere), the auntie finally comes through with the tray. You accept it with relief, and make good your escape, trying your utmost not to seem in a hurry to get away. When the door closes behind you though, you scamper, still not knowing if it was XXX or XXY, and dammit, does she enjoy college or not?

This would be a good way to end, but this year my sister, in a cushy job with lots to talk about – it’s distance, the timings, and work involved – and I went through the same process. She talked to everyone breezily, slipping in a confident ‘Happy Deepavali’ almost before they opened the door, and following it up with a sure question, “Aren’t you bursting crackers this year? The street’s so empty!” allowing the neighbor to inform us that they are doing this for the environment or that their aches and pains don’t allow them to (follow with a list of the aches and pains). It was so much better than last year.

We came home to my cousin on the phone. Last year, ignoring my frantic head-shakings and mouthing ‘I’m not here! I’m not here!’ (Seriously, how hard is that to understand?), I was forced to talk to my relatives. I love them, I love when they come to visit, but talking to them on the phone is nothing less than sheer torture, of which I had had enough already. This time, though, I was smart and came up here to type this, leaving my capable sister to bear the brunt. She doesn’t seem to look harried at all. I wonder, when I become older, will I actually be able to talk to people without having what my sister calls a ‘priceless expression’? Perhaps.

Let there be light and noise

Deepavali is here again, but apart from a few sporadic burst of crackers, it isn't the affair it usually is. Thanks to environmental awareness everyone wants to go green this year, so as to minimise pollution, stop scaring animals, babies and the elderly, and do their part in reducing child labour. In short, the festival doesn't seem to mean what it used to.

I can actually remember a time when all the neighbours got together with a bulging bag of fireworks and started celebrations even a few days before Deepavali. On the actual day, of course, the senior citizens and the really lazy got up at the crack of dawn, while everyone else woke up at four-thirty and stumbled, sleepy-eyed, downstairs to light up the mandatory flowerpots and 'changu chakkaram', an activity shared by the entire community. 'Vedis' were the province of boys, and in my case, my mother, while my sister and I were given the important task of ensuring the candle didn't blow out. On Deepavali, the candle and matches are the most important tools : that is the first thing you learn.

After two hours of this everyone would lay claim to bathrooms for the oil bath and the exciting part, wearing new clothes. The telephone never stopped ringing, and often it was the only time in the whole year when all family members in different parts of the world could be contacted.

Sweets and crackers were shared with everyone who came to our neighbourhood. I remember one time when the children of the dhobi stood shyly a little distance from all the laughter and crackle, and we invited them to join us, stuffing sparklers and other firecrackers in their hands. All of us children had so much fun, competing with each other to light the highest flowerpots or the most exotic crackers or the most number of them at minimum speed. Of course, lighting crackers could only be done at dawn or late into the evening. The bulk of the day was given to the most important Deepavali tradition : watching the special Deepavali programs on TV.

These included a Rajinikanth movie(mandatory), and a Kamal Hassan one, with any combination of other major actors. If I've seen 'Padayappa' once, I've seen it a hundred times (as every true-blue Tamilian must have done) as well as Tenali, Vasool Raja MBBS (any day better than the Hindi version, say what you will) and Pammal K Sambandham. There was no studying the whole day, of course, just rotting on sweets and TV. It was utterly ruining, not just for us but the environment apparently, and it was the greatest fun ever. Except, perhaps, Navaratri and Pongal and many other festivals which are about equally as fun. Navaratri, too, has changed now completely, but that's a different story.

Don't tell my mother, but I actually miss my traditions and I love what bit of my culture there is left. I wish that just for once, everyone can get together and celebrate Deepavali like we used to, without worrying about pollution or anything. I can hear a thousand-walla outside my house, and though I agree with everything said about its hazards and annoying noise, it still somehow represents, I feel, the very spirit of Deepavali.

Colleges - why would you do this?

I had no idea applying to foreign colleges were such a hassle. In India, it's simple. You want to get into a top college, you make sure you ace your board exams and send your scores to them in May, enjoying a nice two-month relaxing holiday after your Board exams. The college is one your parents went to, or the best in its field (or both). You shove your marks at them, and it's done. There is no thinking about whether the college is 'right' for you (how will you even know that till you've been there?) or trying to choose from the million choices of majors till your head feels ready to explode.

In India, it's even more simple considering the fact that extra-curriculars basically count for absolutely nil when you apply to a college. Each time I read foreign universities' websites say "We would like a list of your extra-curriculars so we can get a picture of you as a complete person," I go mad. What's wrong with being incomplete? Now I have to frantically think of all the things I've done out of the classroom, which is rather pitifully a small amount. I read (extensively - that's a consolation), I watch movies, I write stuff, I basically plug my ipod in my ears and stare at a tree for hours when no one is around. How do I put all that down without making me sound pathetic? And how, in God's name, do I get my teacher's to write an awesome recommendation for me? Those are the worst of all.

"Type up a list of all your achievements,' says my Psychology teacher as I ask her timidly to give me a recommendation. That's just great. I've been chewing on that for so long, and it's depressing to find that I don't seem to have achieved much. "I'm really good at Hangman," is the first thing that comes up. "I can bend my thumbs almost ninety degrees backwards." - that's pretty rare, actually. Yes, I'm so desperate. It gets worse, too :

"I blog." (Sure, that totally demonstrates the extent of my participation in school activities. I have mentioned my school in complimentary terms in a few posts - does that count?)

"I always pay attention to the lessons being taught, never cut class, and am one of the few people who would actually prefer Library period to Games." (A wonderful picture of the species classified 'Nerd'. Read: no cool extracurriculars. Aargh. Though I don't apologise for preferring the library - that sacred space, the storehouse of my life's blood).

"I am excessively loyal to friends."

"I have a good sense of humour." (It exists, but it takes some looking for. Mostly, I crack PJs that not even the aforementioned friends laugh at.)

"I have practised being serious, never smiling, and doing a good job of appearing anti-social.I seem to have not done too badly, confining myself to laughing internally, and laughing a lot. I consider this an accomplishment because ... well, it just is, okay?"

"I love learning and reading. If I were locked in a room with only a car manual describing how to screw various bolts in the machine, I would read it from cover to cover. No matter where you put me, I would continue to learn, and love it." ( That's my biggest strength and one I am going to be emphasizing BIG wherever I can - recos, extra-curriculars, personal statement, essays - since that appears to be my main angle so far.)

"When I love, I do it entirely, whole-heartedly, passionately, whether it's friends, family, people who fall in neither category(yet), nature, songs, literary characters, movies, an idea, or a feeling born of nothing in particular."

"I am extremely dreamy, confused and experience bewildering and extended mood swings." (The upshot being I must learn to plant my feet firmly on the ground.)

To apply to foreign colleges, you need to give it your hundred percent, to feel you really want to go there. I don't think I do. I'm just applying because I want to experience the admission process, get a feel of what the universities are looking for. I'm not stressed or worried about whether I'll get in or not, but about the admissions process itself because if I'm giving it a shot at all, I might as well give it all I've got, right? But it's hard to give it everything while knowing the unchangeable certainty that there's no real use in it, it's all just a sham, because my family will never ever send me so far away.

Most of all, this has been a soul-searching experience, forcing me to make a decision about who I am and look deep into myself in a way that is rather uncomfortable. I feel conflicted - I want to get in, but I also don't, since I know there is no way I'll actually get to study abroad next year even if I do get in (and the colleges I've chosen are pretty competitive) because of the financial constraints and my family's extreme unwillingness to let me go. However, wherever I study in India, about which I am very serious, I shall stay in the hostel. If I don't learn to be independent now, I never will.

She should die

Aruna Shanbaug has lived thirty seven years, no, has survived, dragging out a miserable existence, for thirty seven years and she deserves to die. I remember being shocked when I read the Supreme Court's verdict a few months ago that euthanasia is not allowed in her case, that it can be allowed only if the nurses in her hospital file the petition themselves.

Are the nurses crazy? Or simply selfish? How could they celebrate the verdict with sweets, how can they even say that she is an emblem for them and so must live? How can anyone condemn a person to a vegetative state, however much they take care of her and bathe and feed her? Why do humans grant a peaceful and painless death to dogs and cats and other animals and condemn fellow human beings to a lingering and painful existence?

My great-grandmother is more than a hundred years old. Her daughter, my grandmother, passed away before I was born, but she has not passed on yet. Apparently, every day she prays that God will take away her mortal life soon. I visit her occasionally and she's the sweetest little old lady, with a beautiful, child-like smile. My great-grandmother has trust in God, and she must not leave this world until she is ready, but it is extremely saddening to think that she wishes for death and yet it does not come. How can the world be so beautiful and loving and yet so incredibly cruel at the same time?

When I read of the Mumbai attacks last month ago, I thought, "Oh, another attack in Mumbai" quite matter-of-factly. I suddenly thought about it today - it seems usual because it is usual. Every few months there are bombs, casualties, police 'nearly' catching the perpetrator but never actually doing it, media noise, and finally silence. The media seems to have forgotten this one much quicker than it usually does. I guess bomb attacks aren't the big news they were earlier.

I feel ashamed that I'm not more involved with all of this stuff. Writing is one way, my main way, of expressing myself and my views. Anna Hazare's fight against corruption is all great, but will there be such a fight for justice and peace and right living? Shaw said that more things change, the more they remain the same. I hope against hope that he is wrong.

You're the best

Dear friend,

Thank you for being there for me, for cheering me up when I'm sad, for supporting me when I need it most, and most importantly, accepting me just the way I am without judgement, but still wanting me to improve for my own benefit. I don't mind when you criticise me because I know that you just want me to develop my potential, and your observations are bang-on.

You and I are so different in so many ways, but also so alike. It's a treat talking to you; and you're the first one I thought of when I messed up really badly and needed someone who'd understand. Your huge three-paragraph sms was soothing, but mostly it was the fact that you bothered to reply at all, and in such length, that makes me feel really special. I only wish I could do the same for you - always be there for you, whether you need me or not.

I always knew I wanted to be your friend. You're someone I can emulate in so many ways, and yet there's a lot in me too which you'd like to emulate - so we're both equals, complementing each other. I admire your fearlessness, your confidence, your determination, and your ability to pick yourself up after every fall, and you do seem to fall a lot :) These are qualities I don't possess in great quantities, or if I do, they are buried somewhere deep inside my psyche, so I'm glad to have such a close friend who has these qualities.

I've always wanted a best friend - it's something I craved for very deeply, and I believed anyone with a close friend was the luckiest person ever - I stared at them in such awe. And finally, you turned up. Sure, it's been different from what I thought it would be. There were far more misunderstandings and less time together than I bargained for. However, we did resolve our misunderstandings, didn't we? And I do want to spend time together - you were right, I do need to talk more - but please be patient with me. I foresee a friendship spanning the years - I truly hope that as old ladies we'll drop into each other's house for a friendly chat, and we'll tell our amazed grandchildren that we've been pals for fifty long years. I'm definitely coming to your marriage (yes, you will meet the man of your dreams, and he will bring you break-fast in bed. Well, ok maybe not that, but I bet you'll be so in love you won't notice) and you will come to mine (always assuming I get married of course :)).

One day, you will even read my blog. I was bitterly disappointed when you said you didn't want to, but hey, at least you were honest - that's one of your central traits and a virtue which is fast fading nowadays. Still, one day, if I haven't deleted it, I do hope you will read it and give your critique, and I do hope you will read this post as well. On second thoughts, perhaps not. I'm sure you'd start giving me weird looks after you read it.

We will go for a movie together one day - after the twelfth boards perhaps. After all, the future is still open with possibility, and you're right, the best person is the one who falls and then picks herself up again, learning from her mistakes. In my most comfy pyjamas, and having eaten a good meal, and having heard from you, of course, the world seems like a pretty okay place to live in again. It would be the most marvellous place in the world if I didn't have my exams tomorrow. There is always a fly in the ointment :(

From,

me!

Awesome answers to stupid questions asked to introverts

Why are you so quiet?

• I'm listening to the voices in my head.
• Somebody has to be.
• I'm studying to be a mime.

Smile!

• Why?
• I can't. Tragic Botox incident.
• I will when you go away.

Why are you always so serious?

• I'm only serious on the outside. I'm partying on the inside.
• Always? Have you been stalking me?
• Because the universe is expanding, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!

Are you mad?

• No, just eccentric.
• Why, what have you done?
• Not yet.

Do you hate people?

• Not all people.
• Only people who ask me that question.
• No, they're delicious with a nice Chianti.

Are you a snob?

• No, I'm a slob. That must have been a typo.
• Of course not. I'm here, aren't I?
• No, I pride myself on my low standards.

You look bored.

• Don't be so hard on yourself.
• This is my rapt face.
• Only when you talk.

You don't know how to have fun.

• Sure I do. Tell me when it starts.
• I didn't know "fun" was a synonym for "loud."
• You're right, I'm outta here.

Oh look! It's a new post!

And I'm back.

I'm not going to update very often, I seriously am not. It's exhausting thinking of stuff to write and sitting and typing it out, and having people not commenting. I'll continue with my neopets stories instead.

I so want to delete this blog, and maybe I will some day. Or maybe I'll keep it, just like my diary I swore to burn, but I which I like reading now that those strong aches and pains and thoughts have evolved into something else. And sometimes I add to my diary too, as I probably will to this one, perhaps once every two months.

That's it for now - let me read the blogs I follow instead.